Following? More satire.
Well, as I said before, I wanted to show you my friends satire. Quite funny, but also makes quite the point.
"Mormons. The worlds worst people. They don't know up from down they are so happy. It's inhuman! Women driving 12 passenger vans just to transport the first wife's children! It makes me sick. Their belief system is crazy! Who would ever believe that God isn't the Holy Ghost and Jesus too? Plus who wouldn't believe that he is everywhere and nowhere? That makes no sense. They believe that men live forever, get to create worlds and be forgiven for their sins! What is that all about?! Everyone knows when you die, you die, and that you can never be forgiven. Don't even get me started on this word of wisdom thing. No alcohol, Tobacco, coffee, etc. Not to mention the law of chastity, their weird belief in not having debts, and getting an education. All pure crap. That's why I would never vote for a Mormon! Romney is too perfect! Who wants a sober, clean, devoted, chaste, polite man as president? Everybody knows the president has to either be a career politician or an idiot who can't keep himself out of trouble! Come on! Nobody wants someone who doesn't know how to have fun! Personally, I just don't like it. There is no way that reducing the deficit, balancing the budget and adjusting tax rates will help the economy fix itself. Mormons are a cult who believe that God cares about us, forgives us and is a person not, just a being, who was once a regular human being. They have big families, go to college pay off debt and value chastity, loyalty, cleanliness, marriage, and church. We do not want these values in our society today! And these values would never work towards fixing the issues with the American Government!"
-Jarett Tanner
Hah, "we do not want these values"
"Mormons. The worlds worst people. They don't know up from down they are so happy. It's inhuman! Women driving 12 passenger vans just to transport the first wife's children! It makes me sick. Their belief system is crazy! Who would ever believe that God isn't the Holy Ghost and Jesus too? Plus who wouldn't believe that he is everywhere and nowhere? That makes no sense. They believe that men live forever, get to create worlds and be forgiven for their sins! What is that all about?! Everyone knows when you die, you die, and that you can never be forgiven. Don't even get me started on this word of wisdom thing. No alcohol, Tobacco, coffee, etc. Not to mention the law of chastity, their weird belief in not having debts, and getting an education. All pure crap. That's why I would never vote for a Mormon! Romney is too perfect! Who wants a sober, clean, devoted, chaste, polite man as president? Everybody knows the president has to either be a career politician or an idiot who can't keep himself out of trouble! Come on! Nobody wants someone who doesn't know how to have fun! Personally, I just don't like it. There is no way that reducing the deficit, balancing the budget and adjusting tax rates will help the economy fix itself. Mormons are a cult who believe that God cares about us, forgives us and is a person not, just a being, who was once a regular human being. They have big families, go to college pay off debt and value chastity, loyalty, cleanliness, marriage, and church. We do not want these values in our society today! And these values would never work towards fixing the issues with the American Government!"
-Jarett Tanner
Hah, "we do not want these values"
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